Not since President Bush publicly wiped his mustachioed backside with the pages of a Quran personally signed by Mohammad (after defecating in a Muslim cleric's mouth on the steps of the holiest Mosque in the country) have Democrats been this upset. In a gesture clearly designed to upset radical Muslims, al Queda and other Democrats, Bush released the following statement:
"My fellow Americans and Democrats. I have before me today the Iraq Study Commission Report chock full of squeezably-soft quality paper. After I take a 'Murtha' on Nancy Pelosi's head, I intend to wipe my mustachioed backside with this worthless stack of shitpaper. You see, I'm still the Prezodent and I'll talk to that little nuclear cocksucker, Ahmadinejad, as soon as Mohammad comes back from the dead to blow me. And one more thing. Fuck you Islamofascist-worshipping pussies in the media. I'm still doing things the way Frank Sinatra and Elvis sang about: My Way. So eat me, you worms. Oh, and God bless America."
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