California Dreamingcrat

Does anyone else keep having the same progressive dream I keep having?

It starts just like every other progressive dream, with my face a silly millimeter away from a man's hairy, sweaty ass. And then it follows me all day and night.

I just can't take my mind off of it all day long: “Sir, would you like fries with that?” No, I reply, I’ll have the hairy, sweaty ass with that Kahuna burger.

I arrive home just in time for dinner. “How was your day, honey?”.... Well, I stammer to reply, I just couldn’t take my mind off of men’s hairy, sweaty asses..... “Oh, that’s nice dear, do you want rice or potatoes with your steak?”.... Actually, I’d prefer the hairy, sweaty ass with that steak, darling..... "Done!"

Later at night I try to put myself to sleep by counting men’s hairy, sweaty asses instead of hot, sexy sheep I'd like to join in civil union. As I begin to drift off to sleep I start to imagine a world without a man’s hairy, sweaty ass in my face. But I'm afraid to fall asleep for fear my worst nightmares - of a world without a man’s hairy, sweaty ass in my face - might be realized. I'm jolted awake by the terrifying thought: Who wants to live in a world like that? But then I get right back to counting.

153,004 hairy sweaty asses, 153,005 hairy sweaty asses………

Comments

[JannyMae]

When I read this entry, this strange feeling came over me...as if I'd read it somewhere before.

Just goes to show ya that even dominatrixes need an exorcist sometimes.

Oh, well, as Ernestine would say,

"The devil made me do it!"

(are you too young to remember Flip Wilson?)

[JannyMae]

Geraldine...not Ernestine.

I'm having a bad day again.

[Kinky Bee]

I agree with JannyMae. As Yogi Bear would say to the Ranger, "It's Deja View all over again." ;-)