To the delight of al Qaeda and global terrorism, the Democrat Party announced their plans to hand victory over to the terrorists.
"I'm just thrilled to do my part in opposing President Bush at any cost." said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (at left).
Career politician and alcoholic Ted Kennedy (at left) slurred the following: "This is a great day for the defeat of America. I'm happy to join forces with global terrorism if it means a defeat for Bush. I'm going to go finish getting drunk, it's almost noon"
Democrats were successful in selling American voters on the idea that they had a "Plan For Victory in Iraq" leading up to last November's elections. Inexplicably, American voters somehow believed that Democrats had learned to do something they haven't done in 60 years, fight to win.
Although the conventional wisdom is that America is going to have to fight these same terrorists again here in America, the Democrats were more than happy to offer Americans as sacrificial lambs if it means making President Bush look bad.
(D) John Conyers (at left) will begin Impeachment Hearings just as soon as he finds a suitable baby-sitter, errand-boy and tax-payer funded accountant.
"This never was about victory in the Middle East, it's about victory on the left aisle of House of Congress. We won the election last November and I think I can speak for all Americans when I say we're all about losing for partisan reasons. That's what sets our party apart from the Culture Of Corruption Republicans who have kept us out of power by stealing elections for the past 6 years." said CONyers.
America has waited 6 long years to get back to being attacked on its own soil and the American people have spoken. Come kill us, we're defeatist and we look forward to Sharia Law.
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