The Gay Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Barney Frank, John Edwards and other homosexuals called for an apology from Peter Pace, Chairman of the JOINT Chiefs of Staff for the Armed Forces.
General Pace expressed his own personal opinion that guys who stick their dicks up each others hairy asses were immoral. Pace went on to condemn terrorist-coddling former President B.J. Clinton and other adulterers as equally immoral.
"As good as it may sound on paper, putting openly homosexual men in a foxhole with young men from red states is a distraction from their mission. It's not a good idea to have a sodomite trying to stick his dick up your ass when your job is to kill or be killed. Let openly gay men serve their country in other ways, such as volunteering their time to the Democrat Party and other terrorist-empowering organizations."
Foreign policy expert Rosie O'Dumbell couldn't be reached for comment.
Who would want to reach Rosie O'Dykell. I mean, Ewwww!! Ick!!! Yuck!!!
No further comment necessary.
Posted by: Queenky Bee | March 14, 2007 at 01:50 PM
Hillary has finally gotten to the far left to the point where she has lost credibility. Lessee, that's one down, two to go.
Now if we can just catch Obama coddling some terrorists and John Edwards channeling them....
Posted by: aha | July 24, 2007 at 09:15 PM