Paul Mitchell, Vidal Sassoon, Gianni Versace, Little Richard and the list of other so-called “men” who’ve made hairstyles or their own hair famous goes on. But on the list of pretty men with pretty hair only one is running for President.
Presidential candidate John Edwards famously stated, “There are two America’s”. He was right. One America has hair that blows in the wind, gets dirty over time and doesn’t always fall right into place. The other America is a country that few people outside the gay community or Hollywood will ever know and that is John Edwards’ America.
It doesn’t matter if he drops the top of his convertible Bentley at 91mph with a state trooper at the wheel, dives into one of his Olympic-sized private swimming pools, or has a roll in the hay with Liberace. John Edwards’ hair will not falter, will not fail and will not surrender to the vestiges of the day. This is a message that radical Islam doesn’t take lightly and President Edwards knows this.
John Edwards and his beautiful hair will strike terror in the hearts and souls of terrorists. His primping and prepping for the camera is exactly what radical Islam has been afraid of since his mansion was completed.
A bumper sticker with meaningless slogans such as “War On Terror” never stopped a suicide-bomber from killing innocent women and children. Perhaps now is the time to show these ruthless killers we really mean business. Only John Edwards and his beautiful hair can send the kind of serious message only a hairdresser can know for sure. And that’s the kind of message that will transcend meaningless bumper stickers.
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