Float like John Edwards, sting like Hillary, your hands can’t hit what your eyes can’t see.
A monster is on the loose.
Freddy Krueger Thompson has a dream but it’s a nightmare for the liberals whose dreams he infiltrates.
You can try to kill him with conventional means such as; Leukemia, lung cancer, low Nielsen ratings or even Male Pattern Baldness, but he keeps coming back.
A reasonable person might think that there were no survivors from the Long National Nightmare known as Watergate. But the Nightmare is far from over and Freddy is here to remind us all that monsters never die.
Tennessee is a state that has absolutely no redeeming qualities with the exception of Al Gore. Sure, there is Graceland for the hicks and that long history of Red State myoozeek spewing out of Nashville. But other than those Inconvenient Truths, it’s all about Academy Award winning former Vice President, Tobacco Mogul and Climatologist, Al Gore.
That’s where Freddy comes into play. Sharp claws, disfigured face, smokin’ hot pinstriped attire and a propensity for killing his opponents.
Some have suggested he’s lazy and preoccupied with his moneymaking Hollywood agenda. That’s the least of the problems for the AmeriKKKan Sheeple who might be influenced by Freddy’s sway and ignore the rightful heir to the AmeriKKKan throne, Hillary Rodham Clinton.
The AmerKKKan Sheeple will either embrace their new queen of Queens or they will hear Freddy utter the shuddering words: “Welcome to my world, bitch!”
he does have some nice ass suits..
Posted by: csason | June 14, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Just don't dream. If you don't dream, Freddy won't come and bother you.
Posted by: Kinky Bee | June 15, 2007 at 02:47 AM
This site seems to be pure bile, and seemingly anti-Catholic as well. Yet for some reason I still like it because you also seem to like Fred Thompson. In a way.
Posted by: mdvp | July 03, 2007 at 12:06 PM