DEMOCRAT CANDIDATES STAGE "WHO CAN SURRENDER TO RADICAL ISLAM FIRST" CONTEST AT DEBATES

Candidates for the al Qaedacrat Party staged a "Who Can Surrender To Radical Islam First" contest at the debates on Monday night, aired by CNN and fueled by airheads.

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Senator Blowhard Biden started the bidding at "One and a half years!" Followed by flip-flopping Senator Hillary Clinton who raised the stakes by declaring surrender in "One year!"  Only to be out-surrendered by Governor Bill Richardson who said "Out in 6 months!", only to be out-surrendered by Senator Buttcrack Hussein Obama's declaration that "I surrendered before we ever started!"

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But the winner of the "Who Can Surrender First" contest was Dennis Kucinich who stated "I've never succeeded at anything in my life and I'll be damned if I'm going to start if I become president.  I surrendered when I was in 1^st grade and I've been surrendering ever since. I'm a liberal Democrat.  This is how we roll."

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Kucinich's prize was a golden plaque inscribed with the words: "Over 3,700 Soldiers Died In Vain For The Democrat Party's Partisanship"

Comments

[Kinky Bee]

How did Kucinich get his wife? Is she blind? I mean, really, is she blind?

[Kinky Bee]

*cough, ahem* (No, that's not me clearing my throat because of the water and mold damage in my apt.)

I am doing that because you made a mistake in your sidebar. You mentioned the "National Black Republican Association". Now, either it's the "National African-American Republican Association", or it just doesn't exist. You should be Progressyve enough by now after copulating with several farm/jungle animals to see your mistake and fix it. If not, I shall have to contact the Revs. Al Sharpton and Jessay Jacksun(and son). You should be thankful that I am a kind, peaceful, loving, granola-eating, whip-cracking Progressyve who gives you fair warning to straighten out your sight and your life. Bow down to your Democrat Overlords(I would watch Hillary if I were you, though), and be thankful for what they give you.

[Miss Beth]

I found your site through Black Tygrrr--and I like it! I've already linked you to my site--would you please link me to yours? I also have a conservative group, Patriots for Conservative Values, that's by invitation only. Serious discussion or even some silliness, but each application has to be authorized unless I send out a direct invite. I'd like to invite you.

Thank you,
Miss Beth
http://missbethsvictorydance.blogspot.com/