DEMOCRATS HOLD PIE-EATING CONTEST IN LOS ANGELESBIAN

Democrats, eager to swallow the gay/lesbian/transgendered/transmitted-STD vote whole, held the first ever debate for an all-homosexual audience on Thirstday, August 9th.

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The debates started with openly gay candidate John Edwards blowing B. Hussein Obama clad in his swimsuit while a cigarette hung out of his mouth in a sassy manner.  It was a heated event in which the cud, wet & queers outpaced even the blood, sweat & tears.

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Fellow lesbian candidates Denise Queerspinich and He'llLickMe Ciit-on went on a frothy, yeast-milk-shake sucking contest in which straws were not an option and yodeling reached a fever pitch that Slim Whitman could only dream of.

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Lone heterosexual candidate, Chris Dodd, spent the evening in the restroom being converted into a real Democrat.

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Meanwhile, radical Islamic extremists cut off the heads of two Muslim men who were seen kissing in the privacy of their own home.

Comments

[csason]

roflmwao..

That is good, Exy

[JannyMae]

This is a good one! I haven't checked here lately, as there was nothing new for too long. I'll have to check back more often.

Check yer email, Exy!

[JannyMae]

Well, I guess I was premature. I can't find an email mail addy to contact you with, so here goes:

tenaj_revilo@yahoo.com