JOHN EDWARDS PROMISES TO HAVE ALL BLACK AMERICANS KILLED OR IMPRISONED IF ELECTED PRESIDENT

Democrat presidential candidate John Edwards stunned his liberal audience today by declaring he will have all black Americans killed or imprisoned if elected president.  Edwards further promised to immediately surrender in the war against terror in order to get all the black soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen back to the United States where they'll face the death penalty or life in prison.

Edwards did not return calls placed to his sprawling mansion on the matter as he was busy hanging his servants, maids and UPS delivery man in the backyard of his estate.

Comments

[Gwen's Ghost]

Silky looks soooo durn purty in that photo.

What must it be like for his wife to have a hubby that's prettier than her?

[PTPFP]

Well, I think we ought to write a story of Silky Pony and his wife meeting at a beauty contest where they are both competing against each other...

Uh oh. Where will you be when your pain meds kick in?

[xxxliberal]

I wrote megapix's apology.
I hope she likes it. We will hear screeching and yelling now.

Oh well. It is satire.

[Jean Lafitte]

I know it's illegal to urge the slow torture-then-quick-assassination of our demonic and genocidal lying piece of shit "President", but for the sake of America, I can only say "Amen" to Cindy Sheehan's lament, that Bush should have been strangled or beaten to death in his crib as a baby. And here's to our law enforcement heroes who keep hos filthy ass in power - may they die and go to hell too. God bless America, and may the blood flow in Washington D.C.