Failed presidential candidate, and Vice President under impeached, disbarred and disgraced president Clinton, Al Gore won the Yasser Arafat Award today.
Although nominees for the award that have actually ever done anything related to the word "Peace" demanded a recount, Gore threw them on his Global-Flame-BBQ and gobbled them up like snacks at an Academy Awards after-party.
Gore marks another in a long line of anti-Semitic Democrats, such as Jimmy Carter, and he marks the first winner in recent memory that hasn't called for a recount of the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust.
Reached in heaven with his 72 virgins, Yasser Arafat said the Nobel Peace Prize was in good hands until Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wins the award next year.
*sob*
Will we be allowed to breathe the same air as the Goracle?
Or will his bloviations suck all the life, atmosphere and joy from the universe?
Posted by: Cricket | October 13, 2007 at 08:14 PM
Cricket, I believe it will be the latter.
What does global warming have to do with, "peace," again?
Then again, what does the Nobel Peace Prize have to do with peace?
Posted by: JannyMae | October 14, 2007 at 09:29 AM