HILLARY CLINTON FALLS FOR BARACK OBAMA'S MANDINGO MOJO IN IOWA

Hillary Clinton has left her husband of 32 years, former president Bill Clinton, for Illinois Senator Barack Hussein Obama.

Both Democratic presidential candidates were staying at the same Holiday Inn located in Des Moines, Iowa and had just completed passionate speeches in different ballrooms.  They were returning to their respective rooms for the night when, by sheer coincidence, they both boarded the same elevator. 

Shortly after the elevator doors closed, Obama pulled out a joint, lit it up and offered her a hit.  Hillary accepted his offer and took in a long draw of the joint and rolled her eyes as she slowly exhaled.  Their starry eyes met and she was overcome by his Mandingo Mojo as she pulled her blazer and blouse over her head.  He stared deeply into her eyes and unstrapped her bra as she asked him for a light.

"The joint is still going, bitch"  he lovingly said.

"No, you fucking dipshit, I want to burn my bra.  It's what Noam Chomsky would want" she replied.

"Oh hayell yes, baby!  That's what I was waiting to hear.  Mind if I smoke a Kool now or would you prefer to wait until after you ride my campaign bus?" 

Fa shizzle, ma nizzle! Bring.......it.......on.  And you know what I'm talkin' 'bout!  This is the only plantation fo yo station!  Oooh-wah  oooh-wah!"

Comments

[Arbiter]

Once again, your logic has defeated me.

[feelthelove]

'Tell me, Shewwif, is it twue vat dey zay about your
people?'

ZIP!

'Oh, it's TWUE, it's twue.."

*thud*

[xxxliberal]

kb is back. Again. It posted a long rant on one of the threads.

I am out of Larry's for good.

[Arbiter]

Don't let that trash ruin Larrys. Fuck'em in the ear. Fuck'em in the other ear!

[JannyMae]

Great post, my friend! :)

Reminds me of BJ's presidency, though.

:(