In a sweeping move to deport all heterosexuals, California has been renamed, The Golden Shower State, and arrested or detained all 7 of the State's heterosexuals.
Setting off a tidalwave of homosexual marriage and draining the state's employers of benefits for normal people, the move is expected to motivate even more employers to abruptly pull out of the state.
Reached for comment, Barack Obama said he welcomed the move and felt a great sense of relief that he can come out himself and then admitted his wife, Michelle, is a dude.
Speaking in front of a gay pride parade in San Francrisco, Obama (pictured left) said: "When Mike, as she was known then, and I first met it was shove at first sight. And by the time I'm done raising taxes, surrendering to terrorism and appointing Nathan Lane to the Supreme Court, we'll all be taking it up the ass."
Applause!
I love the picture of Obama! Kind o' that, "gay pimp," look?
Very attractive.
Posted by: JannyMae | June 18, 2008 at 11:00 AM
the move is expected to motivate even more employers to abruptly pull out of the state.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
That had to be deliberate
Posted by: mandible claw | June 19, 2008 at 12:37 AM
Colin Farrel looks just as stunning with a bun in the oven as he does when slender
again,
Bwahahahahaha
Posted by: mandible claw | June 19, 2008 at 12:39 AM
You remain hilarious.
These last couple pieces are a riot, and I plan to steal them, while giving proper credit of course.
eric :) aka the Tygrrrr Express
Posted by: eric | August 18, 2008 at 05:45 PM
What I imagine when I think of excoriatedbuttcyst. Perhaps exy has a fatter ass and smaller member though.
Posted by: kb | August 31, 2008 at 11:47 PM
Hey exy, you better wrap that member in tp if you want to please me.
I'll bet you're so tiny I wouldn't even feel it being inserted. lol
Can you imagine how ridiculous excoriatedbuttcyst would look trying to please me.
Ha!
Posted by: kb | October 30, 2008 at 08:05 PM
You're right kb.
I felt the same way when that gap-toothed in-bred was mounting me.
Believe me, when I picture him hunched over you, I can't help laughing at his foolishness.
Posted by: ned beatty | November 02, 2008 at 11:02 AM
I hope you can find time to email me. The BS on BB is getting old with the wannabees.
Posted by: Anonymous | April 15, 2009 at 08:12 PM
Made you look.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | June 20, 2009 at 05:15 PM
The Golden Shower State, and arrested or detained all 7 of the State's heterosexuals.
Posted by: Online Pharmacy | August 13, 2009 at 08:14 AM
niggers
Posted by: Obama sucks | June 05, 2011 at 01:29 AM